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Itchy - Appears on the "I Have To Laugh" single
There's a guy who lives down the street from me
About a hundred and fifty miles you see
He's so grouchy
And he's so angry
And when I ask him why
He says because he's itchy
So itchy
He scratches
And scratches
But it never does him any good
Why does he scratch his itch?
Why won't he let it sit
Why won't he help himself?
Why won't he hurt himself?
It never does him any good.
There's a guy who lives in pain and agony
About six or seven days a week you see
He's always laughing
and he's always crying
And when I ask him why
He says because he's lonely
He's so itchy
He scratches
And scratches
But it never does him any good
Why does he scratch his itch?
Why won't he let it sit
Why won't he help himself?
Why does he hurt himself?
It never does him any good.
There's a guy who lives deep inside of me
About a hundred and fifty miles you see
He's so grouchy
And he's so angry
And when I ask myself why
I say because I'm lonely
Because I'm itchy
I scratch
and scratch
But it never does me any good
Why do I scratch my itch?
Why won't I let it sit
Why won't I help myself?
Why do I hurt myself?
It never does me any good.
There's a guy who lives down the street from me
About a hundred and fifty miles you see
He's so grouchy
And he's so angry
And when I ask him why
He says because he's itchy
So itchy
He scratches
And scratches
But it never does him any good
Why does he scratch his itch?
Why won't he let it sit
Why won't he help himself?
Why won't he hurt himself?
It never does him any good.
There's a guy who lives in pain and agony
About six or seven days a week you see
He's always laughing
and he's always crying
And when I ask him why
He says because he's lonely
He's so itchy
He scratches
And scratches
But it never does him any good
Why does he scratch his itch?
Why won't he let it sit
Why won't he help himself?
Why does he hurt himself?
It never does him any good.
There's a guy who lives deep inside of me
About a hundred and fifty miles you see
He's so grouchy
And he's so angry
And when I ask myself why
I say because I'm lonely
Because I'm itchy
I scratch
and scratch
But it never does me any good
Why do I scratch my itch?
Why won't I let it sit
Why won't I help myself?
Why do I hurt myself?
It never does me any good.
