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1. I Lie To People
I lie to people
I lie all the time
I lie to get whatever I want
I lied to your mother
I lied to your brother
I lie and lie and lie and lie
I lie to those I care about
I lie to those I don't care about
I lied to your father
I lied to your sister
I lie and lie and lie and lie
I lie to people all of the time
I lie to people for no reason or rhyme
I lie to people now and then
It's all a big game and I don't care if I win
When I said
I was home missing you
I was out drinking
I was checking out
a girl or two
or was it three four
or five or six or seven or twelve
When I said
I saw Larry at the mall
I was just lying
I really hadn't seen
No not since last fall
The only reason I said that
Was I lie and lie and lie
When I said
that I had to work
I was home sleeping
Aren't I such a jerk?
I could have told the truth
But I prefer to
lie and lie and lie an lie
When I said
Kareem Abdul Jabar was gay
I just made that up
Don't believe a thing I say
I can't be trusted
I just lie and lie and lie and lie
2. The Proposition
C’mon baby let’s go out for biscuits and gravy
Let’s go out
Let’s get biscuits
Let’s get gravy
C’mon C’mon
It’ll have sausage I promise
C’mon C’mon C’mon
I want you for biscuits and gravy
I do.
Sugar, let me take you out for biscuits and gravy
That’d just be a fantastic day.
That’s all I really really want
C’mon baby let’s go down to the waffle house
And order some biscuits and gravy
Some biscuits and gravy
C’mon baby order biscuits
I’ll get gravy
Then we’ll share
C’mon
Let’s go. C’mon. Let’s Go.
Now baby I’m serious I just wanna take you out on one date
Just one date
You come with me
We’ll get some biscuits.. Some gravy.. Yeah.
C’mon baby let’s go down to the waffle house
I said I’d pay
C’mon C’mon I will pay
You don’t have to even pay
C’mon
It’ll be free for you
It’ll be free for you
C’mon baby C’mon
Baby, what do you mean “No?”
I’ve been falling you around for damn near three weeks now
I’ve been.. you know.. sitting outside your house
I’ve been.. you know.. trying to… Remember..
Two weeks ago I came up to you and I said “Hi”
And you said “Hi” back.
And I was gonna ask you then
But I’m asking you now
Will you go out to eat with me?
I personally
I personally.
I like biscuits and gravy with just a little bit of sausage in it, you see.
And my soulmate would love that too
And I think that you are the one
And so I think that you should go out with me for biscuits and gravy
That way.. we can you know.. connect.. share a moment if you will.
And so..
Are you ready to go yet because I left the car running
And I really.. in these trying times with the gas being what it is
I do not want to leave it running anymore
So.. baby I wish that you would just come with me
Right now.
And we could talk about all of this over some biscuits and gravy
And.. that’s cool that you don’t like biscuits and gravy I guess but..
How about fish?
Yeah.. we’ll go out for fish.
You like fish?
C’mon baby let’s go out for fish
You wish
That we could be
Together
But you don’t like
The biscuits.. the gravy.. the fish..
I can’t figure out
What went wrong..
I really don’t know where our relationship steered itself wrong
I wish that we could patch things up
Maybe we could patch things up
C’mon baby patch it up over biscuits and gravy
I don’t care that you don’t like it
We can learn to live with that
But I’ll eat biscuits and gravy while you sip on iced tea
See.. I knew you liked iced tea from the first time I saw you
I think maybe its because your red hair reminds of.. you know.. iced tea
The way the sun hits it.
C’mon baby just let me buy you a drink
It’ll be iced tea with a lemon.. yeah.. lemons..
You like….where you going?
Oh.. see I thought.
3. I’m Going To Kill You
I'm can't stand you
I wanna kill you
I'm gonna talk about
how to kill you
I'll strangle you
And bury you
in the toilet
Then they won't find you
They'll just find poop
That I'm gonna put on top of you
Just like
Topsoil
on top of a coffin
Only your coffin's a toilet
I'm gonna flush you down the toilet
I'm going to kill you
I'm going to punish you
I'll dismember you
I'll burn your torso
I'll sell your leg to a cannibal
I'm gonna kill you
in the worst way possible
I'm going to bury you under a bakery
That way for eternity
You'll have to smell the donuts
The cakes
The Pies
The cookies
..and the hot chocolate?
I'm gonna lop off your head with and axe
an axe
an axe axe axe axe axe axe axe
You better run..
Here's your head start....
I'm gonna kill you
and your family
Then I'll date your girlfriend
I'll take her to dinner
And then I'll marry her
And We'll have four children
Named Fred
and Jane
and Wayne
and Thomas
I'll sleep in your bed
I'll eat at your table
I bet your sorry now
You should have never ever ever ever ever
crossed me
4. Don’t Ruin This
I'm gonna be
after you
I'm gonna be
after you
I should stop
Should stop
should stop
thinking of you
gonna be after you
gonna be after you
I'm gonna be after you
tomorrow
you'll be walking home
and then I'll walk on up
and I'll let you know
that I love you so
even though you don't know
me at all
Been planning this for weeks
Thinking about what you'd say
I hoped you'd say okay
I hoped you'd say anyday
I want you to be my darlin
I want you to be mine
I want you to be my girl
Yeah I do
Yeah I do
You just can't say no
No you can't
No you can't
That isn't how I rehearsed it
in my head
in my head
Don't ruin this
I'm gonna be after you
tomorrow
you'll be eating lunch
and then I'll buy you some punch
and I'll ask you to your name
and you'll ask me the same
even though you think I'm lame
as can be
Been planning this for weeks
Thinking about what you'd say
I'm begging you to agree
I'm begging you to go with me
I want you to be my darlin
I want you to be mine
I want you to be my girl
Yeah I do
Yeah I do
You just can't say no
No you can't
No you can't
That isn't how I rehearsed it
in my head
in my head
Don't ruin this
I'm gonna be after you
tomorrow
you'll be at the bakery
and I'll buy you a cookie
and I'll look into your eyes
and I'll buy you seven pies
and I'll tell you some lies
to your face
Been planning this for weeks
Thinking about what you'd say
I hope you say yes
Dont' make this a big ol mess
I want you to be my darlin
I want you to be mine
I want you to be my girl
Yeah I do
Yeah I do
You just can't say no
No you can't
No you can't
That isn't how I rehearsed it
in my head
in my head
Don't ruin this
I'm gonna be after you
tomorrow
you'll be walking home
and then I'll walk on up
and I'll let you know
that I love you so
even though you don't know
me at all
Been planning this for weeks
Thinking about what you'd say
I hoped you'd say okay
I hoped you'd say anyday
I want you to be my darlin
I want you to be mine
I want you to be my girl
Yeah I do
Yeah I do
You just can't say no
No you can't
No you can't
That isn't how I rehearsed it
in my head
in my head
Don't ruin this
5. With The Door Open
I don't have to shut the door
I can just pee alone
I can leave it wide open
And you can't say a thing
Cause no one is here
Cause no one is here
Cause I'm peein with the door open all day long
all day long
When I go to your house
I have to shut the door
Can't just leave it open wide
Or you will see me
and you'll frown
and you'll frown
I want to go home and pee with the door open all day long
all day long
I enjoy the privacy
of peeing with the door open
Everyone could see me
But nobody is here
I rule my own kingdom
when nobody is here.
I don't have to shut the door
I'm as free as a bird
I can leave it wide open
Nobody can say a thing
Cause no one is here
Cause no one is here
Cause I'm peein with the door open all day long
all day long
When I go to their house
I have to shut the door
Can't just leave it open wide
Or they will see me
and they will frown
and they will frown
I want to go home and pee with the door open all day long
all day long
I enjoy the privacy
of peeing with the door open
Everyone could see me
But nobody is here
I rule my own kingdom
when nobody is here.
I don't have to shut the door
I can just pee alone
I can leave it wide open
And you can't say a thing
Cause no one is here
Cause no one is here
Cause I'm peein with the door open all day long
all day long
When I go to your house
I have to shut the door
Can't just leave it open wide
Or you will see me
and you'll frown
and you'll frown
I want to go home and pee with the door open all day long
all day long
I enjoy the privacy
of peeing with the door open
Everyone could see me
But nobody is here
I rule my own kingdom
when nobody is here.
6. Day Off
I don’t wanna go with you tomorrow
I just wanna sleep all day
I don’t care that you love me
And I don’t care that you’re upset
I just wanna sleep all day
I want to get up at ten o’clock
I want to watch the price is right
I want to lounge in my underwear
I want to eat cereal right from the box
I don’t want to go to the mall tomorrow
I don’t want to eat with you tomorrow
I don’t want to mail a letter with you
I don’t care that there’s a sale at the Alco
I just want to lounge on my own
On my own
On my own
I want to take a day off
From your incessant bitching
I want to take a day off and just be by myself
I don’t wanna see you in the afternoon
I just wanna lounge on my own
I don’t care that you love me
I don’t care that you’re upset
I just want to be on my own
I want to eat lunch at 2 o’clock
I want to cook some fish and chips
I want to lounge in my underwear
I want to get my laundry done
I don’t want to sit in the park
I don’t want to see that one new movie
I don’t want to sit around your house
I don’t want to see if Fred’s is hiring
I just want to lounge on my own
On my own
On my own
I want to take a day off
From your incessant bitching
I want to take a day off and just be by myself
I don’t want to call you later tonight
I just want to go to bed
Know I still love you
I’ll make it up to you tomorrow
I just wanted today to myself
I want to hold you all tomorrow
I want to kiss your lips tomorrow
I want to take you out to eat
I want to see see that one new movie
I don’t want to sit on my own
I don’t want to be all alone
I don’t want to lose you
You are my darling
How could you think I didn’t love you?
I just wanted to lounge on my own
On my own
On my own
I want to take a day off
From your incessant bitching
I want to take a day off and just be by myself
7. Bad Timing
We don't have a refrigerator
We keep our beer on the window sill
We don't have a refrigerator
So when it gets real cold outside
We go and buy some beer
and we put it on the window sill
this keeps it cold
it keeps it icy cold
until it reaches my
frosty mug
We frost the mug on the window sill
cause we don't have a refrigerator
to keep things cold
she stole it when she left.
We don't have a microwave
We warm our pies in the scorching sun
We don't have a microwave
so when it gets real hot outside
we go and buy some pie
and we put it in the scorching sun
this warms it up
it gets it nice and warm
until it reaches my
dirty plate
We keep our plates in the scorching sun
cause we don't have a dishwasher
to keep things clean
she stole it when she left
we never have the right thing
at the right time!
we're always missing that one thing that would make things alright
I have her but I don't have you
He's over there but he's over there
We don't have a refrigerator but we have some beer
we have beer but we don't have pie
We have pie when it's hot
Beer when it's not
We don't have a microwave but we have some pie
Why why why
8. Time Machine
I built a timed machine
out of beer
And travelled back through time
to meet you
We shared a laugh
We shared a kiss
We shared a laugh
at our kiss
I built a time machine
out of beer
I used my time machine
made of beer
To visit you again
And bring you back with me
To share some laughs
To share a kiss
To share a laugh
at our kiss
I built a time machine
out of beer
I lost my time machine
Ran out of beer
I left you behind
Back in the day
But I still had a laugh
I still had a kiss
And I'll never laugh
at our kiss
9. I Drink Beer To Hide From You
I drink beer just to hide from you
I drink beer just to hide from you
I… I drink the beer
I… I drink the beer
Then I hide from you.
I drink beer just to hide from you
I drink beer just to hide from you
I… I drink the beer
I… I bake lasagna
Then I hide from you
10. I’m A Great Guy
I'm a great guy
I'm a great guy
I'm a great guy
I'm a great guy
I am
the greatest in the world
I am
the one you're dreaming of
I'm a great guy
I'm a great guy
I'm a great guy
I'm a great guy
I'm a great guy
I'm a great guy
I'm a great guy
I'm a great guy
I am
your heart's only desire
I am
so fucking brilliant
I'm a great guy
I'm a great guy
I'm a great guy
I'm a great guy
I'm a great guy
I'm a great guy
I'm a great guy
I'm a great guy
I am
the best since sliced bread
I am
the king of lovers
11. We Will Never Meet
Sippin' on a beer
in the corner of the room
Staring at you
you don't know that I'm there
I'd go and talk to you
I'd say hell-o
But you're with that guy
And he looks like a doe-doe
He probably always tells you
That you look really great
He probably always tells you
You don't need to lose weight
He probably never has to tell you
An excuse for being late
But I would do all of that
And more
If you were mine
If you were mine
We will never ever meet
Girls like you and
Guys like me
We will never ever meet
We will never ever meet
Girls with your brown curls
Girls with your soft white skin
Girls with your perfect body
Girls with your perfect body
We will never ever meet
Girls like you and
Guys like me
We will never ever meet
We will never ever meet
Sippin' on some scotch
after about seven beers
Staring at you
Even though you're not there
Didn't go and talk to you
Didn't say hell-o
You left with that guy
Who probably deserves you
He always asks about your day
And he listens to your answer
He helps you when he can
Even though you don't ask him
He's never ever lied to you
And he probably never will
But I would do all of that
And more
If you were mine
If you were mine
12. Fog
From crystal clear
She disappears
I see her diminish
Further from me
Into nothing
Which I am
To her
He must see
Light moving to him
Like a train in the fog
Arriving to unload
All my happiness on him
All I had
disappeared
into the fog
that clouded our friendship
When it cleared
You had all I ever wanted
I lie to people
I lie all the time
I lie to get whatever I want
I lied to your mother
I lied to your brother
I lie and lie and lie and lie
I lie to those I care about
I lie to those I don't care about
I lied to your father
I lied to your sister
I lie and lie and lie and lie
I lie to people all of the time
I lie to people for no reason or rhyme
I lie to people now and then
It's all a big game and I don't care if I win
When I said
I was home missing you
I was out drinking
I was checking out
a girl or two
or was it three four
or five or six or seven or twelve
When I said
I saw Larry at the mall
I was just lying
I really hadn't seen
No not since last fall
The only reason I said that
Was I lie and lie and lie
When I said
that I had to work
I was home sleeping
Aren't I such a jerk?
I could have told the truth
But I prefer to
lie and lie and lie an lie
When I said
Kareem Abdul Jabar was gay
I just made that up
Don't believe a thing I say
I can't be trusted
I just lie and lie and lie and lie
2. The Proposition
C’mon baby let’s go out for biscuits and gravy
Let’s go out
Let’s get biscuits
Let’s get gravy
C’mon C’mon
It’ll have sausage I promise
C’mon C’mon C’mon
I want you for biscuits and gravy
I do.
Sugar, let me take you out for biscuits and gravy
That’d just be a fantastic day.
That’s all I really really want
C’mon baby let’s go down to the waffle house
And order some biscuits and gravy
Some biscuits and gravy
C’mon baby order biscuits
I’ll get gravy
Then we’ll share
C’mon
Let’s go. C’mon. Let’s Go.
Now baby I’m serious I just wanna take you out on one date
Just one date
You come with me
We’ll get some biscuits.. Some gravy.. Yeah.
C’mon baby let’s go down to the waffle house
I said I’d pay
C’mon C’mon I will pay
You don’t have to even pay
C’mon
It’ll be free for you
It’ll be free for you
C’mon baby C’mon
Baby, what do you mean “No?”
I’ve been falling you around for damn near three weeks now
I’ve been.. you know.. sitting outside your house
I’ve been.. you know.. trying to… Remember..
Two weeks ago I came up to you and I said “Hi”
And you said “Hi” back.
And I was gonna ask you then
But I’m asking you now
Will you go out to eat with me?
I personally
I personally.
I like biscuits and gravy with just a little bit of sausage in it, you see.
And my soulmate would love that too
And I think that you are the one
And so I think that you should go out with me for biscuits and gravy
That way.. we can you know.. connect.. share a moment if you will.
And so..
Are you ready to go yet because I left the car running
And I really.. in these trying times with the gas being what it is
I do not want to leave it running anymore
So.. baby I wish that you would just come with me
Right now.
And we could talk about all of this over some biscuits and gravy
And.. that’s cool that you don’t like biscuits and gravy I guess but..
How about fish?
Yeah.. we’ll go out for fish.
You like fish?
C’mon baby let’s go out for fish
You wish
That we could be
Together
But you don’t like
The biscuits.. the gravy.. the fish..
I can’t figure out
What went wrong..
I really don’t know where our relationship steered itself wrong
I wish that we could patch things up
Maybe we could patch things up
C’mon baby patch it up over biscuits and gravy
I don’t care that you don’t like it
We can learn to live with that
But I’ll eat biscuits and gravy while you sip on iced tea
See.. I knew you liked iced tea from the first time I saw you
I think maybe its because your red hair reminds of.. you know.. iced tea
The way the sun hits it.
C’mon baby just let me buy you a drink
It’ll be iced tea with a lemon.. yeah.. lemons..
You like….where you going?
Oh.. see I thought.
3. I’m Going To Kill You
I'm can't stand you
I wanna kill you
I'm gonna talk about
how to kill you
I'll strangle you
And bury you
in the toilet
Then they won't find you
They'll just find poop
That I'm gonna put on top of you
Just like
Topsoil
on top of a coffin
Only your coffin's a toilet
I'm gonna flush you down the toilet
I'm going to kill you
I'm going to punish you
I'll dismember you
I'll burn your torso
I'll sell your leg to a cannibal
I'm gonna kill you
in the worst way possible
I'm going to bury you under a bakery
That way for eternity
You'll have to smell the donuts
The cakes
The Pies
The cookies
..and the hot chocolate?
I'm gonna lop off your head with and axe
an axe
an axe axe axe axe axe axe axe
You better run..
Here's your head start....
I'm gonna kill you
and your family
Then I'll date your girlfriend
I'll take her to dinner
And then I'll marry her
And We'll have four children
Named Fred
and Jane
and Wayne
and Thomas
I'll sleep in your bed
I'll eat at your table
I bet your sorry now
You should have never ever ever ever ever
crossed me
4. Don’t Ruin This
I'm gonna be
after you
I'm gonna be
after you
I should stop
Should stop
should stop
thinking of you
gonna be after you
gonna be after you
I'm gonna be after you
tomorrow
you'll be walking home
and then I'll walk on up
and I'll let you know
that I love you so
even though you don't know
me at all
Been planning this for weeks
Thinking about what you'd say
I hoped you'd say okay
I hoped you'd say anyday
I want you to be my darlin
I want you to be mine
I want you to be my girl
Yeah I do
Yeah I do
You just can't say no
No you can't
No you can't
That isn't how I rehearsed it
in my head
in my head
Don't ruin this
I'm gonna be after you
tomorrow
you'll be eating lunch
and then I'll buy you some punch
and I'll ask you to your name
and you'll ask me the same
even though you think I'm lame
as can be
Been planning this for weeks
Thinking about what you'd say
I'm begging you to agree
I'm begging you to go with me
I want you to be my darlin
I want you to be mine
I want you to be my girl
Yeah I do
Yeah I do
You just can't say no
No you can't
No you can't
That isn't how I rehearsed it
in my head
in my head
Don't ruin this
I'm gonna be after you
tomorrow
you'll be at the bakery
and I'll buy you a cookie
and I'll look into your eyes
and I'll buy you seven pies
and I'll tell you some lies
to your face
Been planning this for weeks
Thinking about what you'd say
I hope you say yes
Dont' make this a big ol mess
I want you to be my darlin
I want you to be mine
I want you to be my girl
Yeah I do
Yeah I do
You just can't say no
No you can't
No you can't
That isn't how I rehearsed it
in my head
in my head
Don't ruin this
I'm gonna be after you
tomorrow
you'll be walking home
and then I'll walk on up
and I'll let you know
that I love you so
even though you don't know
me at all
Been planning this for weeks
Thinking about what you'd say
I hoped you'd say okay
I hoped you'd say anyday
I want you to be my darlin
I want you to be mine
I want you to be my girl
Yeah I do
Yeah I do
You just can't say no
No you can't
No you can't
That isn't how I rehearsed it
in my head
in my head
Don't ruin this
5. With The Door Open
I don't have to shut the door
I can just pee alone
I can leave it wide open
And you can't say a thing
Cause no one is here
Cause no one is here
Cause I'm peein with the door open all day long
all day long
When I go to your house
I have to shut the door
Can't just leave it open wide
Or you will see me
and you'll frown
and you'll frown
I want to go home and pee with the door open all day long
all day long
I enjoy the privacy
of peeing with the door open
Everyone could see me
But nobody is here
I rule my own kingdom
when nobody is here.
I don't have to shut the door
I'm as free as a bird
I can leave it wide open
Nobody can say a thing
Cause no one is here
Cause no one is here
Cause I'm peein with the door open all day long
all day long
When I go to their house
I have to shut the door
Can't just leave it open wide
Or they will see me
and they will frown
and they will frown
I want to go home and pee with the door open all day long
all day long
I enjoy the privacy
of peeing with the door open
Everyone could see me
But nobody is here
I rule my own kingdom
when nobody is here.
I don't have to shut the door
I can just pee alone
I can leave it wide open
And you can't say a thing
Cause no one is here
Cause no one is here
Cause I'm peein with the door open all day long
all day long
When I go to your house
I have to shut the door
Can't just leave it open wide
Or you will see me
and you'll frown
and you'll frown
I want to go home and pee with the door open all day long
all day long
I enjoy the privacy
of peeing with the door open
Everyone could see me
But nobody is here
I rule my own kingdom
when nobody is here.
6. Day Off
I don’t wanna go with you tomorrow
I just wanna sleep all day
I don’t care that you love me
And I don’t care that you’re upset
I just wanna sleep all day
I want to get up at ten o’clock
I want to watch the price is right
I want to lounge in my underwear
I want to eat cereal right from the box
I don’t want to go to the mall tomorrow
I don’t want to eat with you tomorrow
I don’t want to mail a letter with you
I don’t care that there’s a sale at the Alco
I just want to lounge on my own
On my own
On my own
I want to take a day off
From your incessant bitching
I want to take a day off and just be by myself
I don’t wanna see you in the afternoon
I just wanna lounge on my own
I don’t care that you love me
I don’t care that you’re upset
I just want to be on my own
I want to eat lunch at 2 o’clock
I want to cook some fish and chips
I want to lounge in my underwear
I want to get my laundry done
I don’t want to sit in the park
I don’t want to see that one new movie
I don’t want to sit around your house
I don’t want to see if Fred’s is hiring
I just want to lounge on my own
On my own
On my own
I want to take a day off
From your incessant bitching
I want to take a day off and just be by myself
I don’t want to call you later tonight
I just want to go to bed
Know I still love you
I’ll make it up to you tomorrow
I just wanted today to myself
I want to hold you all tomorrow
I want to kiss your lips tomorrow
I want to take you out to eat
I want to see see that one new movie
I don’t want to sit on my own
I don’t want to be all alone
I don’t want to lose you
You are my darling
How could you think I didn’t love you?
I just wanted to lounge on my own
On my own
On my own
I want to take a day off
From your incessant bitching
I want to take a day off and just be by myself
7. Bad Timing
We don't have a refrigerator
We keep our beer on the window sill
We don't have a refrigerator
So when it gets real cold outside
We go and buy some beer
and we put it on the window sill
this keeps it cold
it keeps it icy cold
until it reaches my
frosty mug
We frost the mug on the window sill
cause we don't have a refrigerator
to keep things cold
she stole it when she left.
We don't have a microwave
We warm our pies in the scorching sun
We don't have a microwave
so when it gets real hot outside
we go and buy some pie
and we put it in the scorching sun
this warms it up
it gets it nice and warm
until it reaches my
dirty plate
We keep our plates in the scorching sun
cause we don't have a dishwasher
to keep things clean
she stole it when she left
we never have the right thing
at the right time!
we're always missing that one thing that would make things alright
I have her but I don't have you
He's over there but he's over there
We don't have a refrigerator but we have some beer
we have beer but we don't have pie
We have pie when it's hot
Beer when it's not
We don't have a microwave but we have some pie
Why why why
8. Time Machine
I built a timed machine
out of beer
And travelled back through time
to meet you
We shared a laugh
We shared a kiss
We shared a laugh
at our kiss
I built a time machine
out of beer
I used my time machine
made of beer
To visit you again
And bring you back with me
To share some laughs
To share a kiss
To share a laugh
at our kiss
I built a time machine
out of beer
I lost my time machine
Ran out of beer
I left you behind
Back in the day
But I still had a laugh
I still had a kiss
And I'll never laugh
at our kiss
9. I Drink Beer To Hide From You
I drink beer just to hide from you
I drink beer just to hide from you
I… I drink the beer
I… I drink the beer
Then I hide from you.
I drink beer just to hide from you
I drink beer just to hide from you
I… I drink the beer
I… I bake lasagna
Then I hide from you
10. I’m A Great Guy
I'm a great guy
I'm a great guy
I'm a great guy
I'm a great guy
I am
the greatest in the world
I am
the one you're dreaming of
I'm a great guy
I'm a great guy
I'm a great guy
I'm a great guy
I'm a great guy
I'm a great guy
I'm a great guy
I'm a great guy
I am
your heart's only desire
I am
so fucking brilliant
I'm a great guy
I'm a great guy
I'm a great guy
I'm a great guy
I'm a great guy
I'm a great guy
I'm a great guy
I'm a great guy
I am
the best since sliced bread
I am
the king of lovers
11. We Will Never Meet
Sippin' on a beer
in the corner of the room
Staring at you
you don't know that I'm there
I'd go and talk to you
I'd say hell-o
But you're with that guy
And he looks like a doe-doe
He probably always tells you
That you look really great
He probably always tells you
You don't need to lose weight
He probably never has to tell you
An excuse for being late
But I would do all of that
And more
If you were mine
If you were mine
We will never ever meet
Girls like you and
Guys like me
We will never ever meet
We will never ever meet
Girls with your brown curls
Girls with your soft white skin
Girls with your perfect body
Girls with your perfect body
We will never ever meet
Girls like you and
Guys like me
We will never ever meet
We will never ever meet
Sippin' on some scotch
after about seven beers
Staring at you
Even though you're not there
Didn't go and talk to you
Didn't say hell-o
You left with that guy
Who probably deserves you
He always asks about your day
And he listens to your answer
He helps you when he can
Even though you don't ask him
He's never ever lied to you
And he probably never will
But I would do all of that
And more
If you were mine
If you were mine
12. Fog
From crystal clear
She disappears
I see her diminish
Further from me
Into nothing
Which I am
To her
He must see
Light moving to him
Like a train in the fog
Arriving to unload
All my happiness on him
All I had
disappeared
into the fog
that clouded our friendship
When it cleared
You had all I ever wanted
